My photo shoot

After overwhelming demand, I agreed to this photo shoot. I was really worried after all the press Miley Cyrus has been getting, but Pappa told me Mommy was a professional. I would have preffered to show a little more skin, but Mommy said I get too "fussy."

Hello world, I am Shredder, the Giant!

Mommy and I had a hard time all day. I just didn't want to leave my comfy, fly crib. So Dr. Martin finally said we had to have a ceaserean, and just to scare me she dressed Poppa up all wierd. I weighed 10 pounds and 11 ounces and was really tall (22 inches). Mommy was so happy to see me she had some tears (Poppa did too, but he hides it better). Then I met Mammaw and Papaw (Poppa said I had to call them that because they said they wanted to be called anything but Mammaw and Papaw). I also met Nana Sue, Aunt Erin, Aunt Megan, Uncle Scott, and Great-Aunt Donna. Then some strange people came and poked and prodded me for awhile. Finally Poppy and Nanna came and met me. Poppy was so proud and happy, Nanna was terrified for Mommy at my Giant size. Poppy then told Poppa that somebody named Dan W would be so happy.







Ps, Poppa says he's sorry this took so long, he kind of had to watch me since Mommy couldn't move too much.

Mommy and I

Yeah! We are coming along. Mommy has started opening up, and Daddy has been jogging between rooms to inform Mommy's mommy. Dr.Martin is pleased with how well we're doing. Mommy's mommy is terribely nervous, but we have Aunt Erin keeping her in the waiting room.

Mommy hates life and hospitals.

Daddy is impatient and so is Dr.Martin. The nurses are nice and let mommy and me eat before they gave us somthing to speed everything up. Still Mommy feels bad, but she is going to get some sleep. Say goodnight to Mommy.

Almost there.

I am almost born. I have been kicking daddy's head whenever he leans on Mommy. I also keep hearing people say, "Head towards the light!"